With Alacrity
paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

wisepuma23:

thegalacticdeepend:

hadeniikuze:

the-megs:

guruthethird:

padalurki:

isaacedlahey:

on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say

romeo & juliet

Fight Club

The Great Gatsby

The Bible.

And we have a winner.

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fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

iguanamouth:

fluffyglowgalaxy:

iguanamouth:

man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle

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or an african crowned eagle

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or the crested eagle

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the little eagle

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the philippine eagle

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black and white hawk eagle

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and the bateleur eagle

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EXCUSE YOU

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science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

deepseaoflove:

Realist thing on here

deepseaoflove:

Realist thing on here

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

caffine-addict:

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

letters-intertwined:

jon-snowx:

sisterheartless:

romxjul:

#he’s just mad because of the gay panic he went through

 

I WILL GO ON A RAMPAGE DON’T YOU DARE DIMINISH HIS CHARACTER ONE MORE TIME

LOOK AT WHAT HE JUST WENT THROUGH

HE ALMOST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND 

HIS FRIEND WHO JUST SAVED HIS LIFE

AND RISKED EVERYTHING AND PRACTICALLY SINGLE HANDEDLY DEFEATED THE HUNS

AND NOW THE LAW SAYS HE HAS TO KILL THIS AMAZING PERSON

THE LAW HE WAS RAISED BY A MILITARY FAMILY AND SOCIETY TO HONOR AND RESPECT

THE LAW HE, AS A CAPTAIN OF THE ARMY, HAS PROMISED TO LIVE BY

AND IT IS SO INGRAINED IN HIM TO FOLLOW THAT LAW AND THE PUNISHMENT THAT COULD FOLLOW HIM REFUSING TO OBEY COULD BE SERIOUS

HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO BUT THIS ISN’T JUST ANY SOLDIER, IT’S HIS FRIEND, HIS HERO

HIS FRIEND, WHOM HE THOUGHT HE KNEW, WHOM HE TRUSTED WITH HIS LIFE, HE JUST FOUND OUT HAS BEEN LYING TO HIM THE ENTIRE TIME

HE’S NOT WHO HE SAID HE WAS, HE’S NOT EVEN A HE, AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TRUST THIS PERSON ANYMORE

IT’S STUPID, BUT HE’S CONFLICTED, AND IT HURTS

AND YOU KNOW WHAT

YOU KNOW WHAT

DO YOU EVEN SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE SECOND GIF

HIS DAD JUST DIED

HIS FATHER DIED YESTERDAY

IN A BATTLE HE COULDN’T EVEN GET TO SOON ENOUGH TO HELP

THEN MULAN TELLS HIM JUST WHY SHE ENTERED THE WAR

TO SAVE HER DAD FROM DYING THE SAME WAY HIS DID

AND YOU CAN SEE THAT IN HIS FACE, HOW MUCH THAT GETS TO HIM

HE IS SO CONFLICTED OVER A MILLION THINGS HERE

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A GAY SCARE WAS THE ONLY THING GOING THROUGH HIS MIND RIGHT NOW

DO YOU!?

AMEN

mst3krom:

ask-fancy-bertholdt:

wildlifeneko:

See that guy in the green? He’s Isayma’s editor, and he’s the reason why Sasha is still alive. You should thank him.

His editor talked him out of killing her off in Volume 9

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

mst3krom:

ask-fancy-bertholdt:

wildlifeneko:

See that guy in the green? He’s Isayma’s editor, and he’s the reason why Sasha is still alive. You should thank him.

His editor talked him out of killing her off in Volume 9

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

mikethetitansniffer:

gaywin:

I was practicing my typography and this kinda….happened?!

It’s transparent

drag em

TF2 haiku

cloacca-cola:

protectrons:

pyro please airblast me

please right click i need it now

im going to die

Five pyros on team
All with phlogistinator
God truly is dead

I'll purge this world of every last one of you!